Babaji Ka Thullu

Arzz kiya hai,

Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu

Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu

Maine toh nayi patta li tujhe kya milla ?
Babaji ka thullu??

—– In Hindi —–

अर्ज़ किया है,

मुझ से break-up कर के तू बन गयी उल्लू

मुझ से break-up कर के तू बन गयी उल्लू

मैंने तो नयी पटा ली तुझे क्या मिला?
बाबाजी का ठुल्लू??

Free Mein US Ghoom Aaun

Kapil: Soch raha hun USA ghoom aaun, Free Me

Shahrukh: Free me kaise?

Kapil: ab sochne ke bhi paise lagenge??!!!

Gutthi ki Poem, If You don’t Mind

Aap Aaye Hai Hamare Ghar Mein..

Phool Khile Hai Gulshan Gulshan..

Aap Aaye Hai Hamare Ghar Mein..
Phool Khile Hai Gulshan Gulshan..

Mehki Hai har Kali Kali…
Mehki Hai Har Kali Kali..
Chura Ke Dil Mera Goriya Chali…
Uda Ke Nindiya Kaha Tu Chali..

———- In Hindi ——–

आप आये है हमारे घर में..
फूल खिले है गुलशन गुलशन..

आप आये है हमारे घर में..
फूल खिले है गुलशन गुलशन..

महकी है हर कली कली…
महकी है हर कली कली..
चुरा के दिल मेरा गोरिया चली…
उड़ा के निंदिया कहा तू चली..

Aapki Zulfe Jaise Noodle – Palak in Comedy Nights

Aapki Zulfe Jaise Noodle
Aapka Chehra Jaise Halwa…

Aapki Zulfe Jaise Noodle
Aapka Chehra Jaise Halwa…
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Jalwa.. Fashion Ka Hai Yeh Jalwaaaaaaaa

———- In Hindi ————

आपकी जुल्फे जैसे नूडल
आपका चेहरा जैसे हलवा…

आपकी जुल्फे जैसे नूडल
आपका चेहरा जैसे हलवा….
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जलवा.. Fashion का है यह जलवा…..

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This joke was sung by Palak in Comedy Nights with Kapil 

Machchli Saanp PJ – Comedy Nights with Gutthi

Machhli: eeuu eeu eeuu

Saanp: Uuummmmm

Machhli: Tum machli kyu nahi khate…

Saanp: Kyuki machli me kaante hote hain na…

Machli: To chappal pehan ke kha liya kar 

Babaji Ka Thullu Conversation b/w Ranbir & Kapil Sharma

Kapil (Ranbir Kapoor se):
Aap Movies Banate Ho…
2-3 Mahine Movie Promote Karte Ho…
Film Hit Ho jaati Hai..
Producer Ko Saare Paise Mil Jaate Hai…
Aapko Kya Milta Hai ?
BABA JI KA THULLU. 

Ranbir : 

Tumne Yeh Show Shuru Karwaya…
Hindustan Ka Number One Show. .
Kya TRP’s hai . .
Par Tu Abhi Bhi Gareeb Lag Raha Hai . .
Tujhe Kya Mila?
BABA JI KA THULLU 

Kapil-Sumona Husband-Wife Joke About Love

Sumona: How much do you love me ?

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Kapil: I love U so much, I can’t measure.

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Sumona: No just tell me….

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Kapil : Okay, I am like a cellphone &

you are my SIM card, i am nothing

without you…

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Sumona: Wow ! that’s so romantic…

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Kapil (saying to himself): Thank God

she doesn’t know, this is a Chinese

phone, with FOUR SIM cards

Comedy Nights With Kapil Song by Sonu Nigam

This song lyrics are similar to ‘Yeh Dil Deewana’ song from Movie Pardes, sung by Sonu Nigam.

Kapil

O Kapil…

1, 2, 3…..

Kapil

Deewaaanaa
Mastaanaaa hai Kapil
Comedy Nights… Number One
Number one…. hai yeh Kapil

Iski Bua hai sabpe bhari
Daadi ki daaru se yaari
Biwi iske Pyaar ko Tarse…. Bechaariiii

Gutthi Palak ka apna Ronaaaa
Siddhu Sahab ko chup na honaaa…
Pagal ho jaaye jo saare jaaye Mil…. Kapil

O Deewanaa

O deewanaa… hai yeh kapil

Ye Padh K Kya Mila Tumhe, Baba Ji Ka Thullu.....;)\\\:D=Y:///

Ladki Ko Dil Se Pyar Kro.
Din Rat Uske Bina Marne Jaisi Halat Me Raho.
Badle Me Aapko Kya Milega????
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

 Puri Zindagi Padhai Karte Hain.
Bt Hum Se Zyada To Anpad Minister Hi Kamate Hain.
To Hum Sab Ko Kya Mila.
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

Ca Mein Agar Aap Paper Revaluation Ke Liye Dete Hai.
To Aapko Kya Milega?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

Bbm Chalane Ke Liye Blackberry Khareedne Walo
Tumhe Kya Mila?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

Aap Fb Pe Kisi Ladki Ke Comment Ke Neeche Likhte Hai,
"Add Me I'm Blocked" Aur Sochte Hai
Ki Ladki Aap Add Karegi.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

Baccha Engineering College Join Karta Hai.
Sochta Hai Ki Voh Mazze Karega.
Ladkiya Patayega.
Usse Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

Aap 5 Inch Ka Phone Lete Hai.
sochte Hai Ladki Pat Jayegi Phone Dekhkar.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

Aam Aadmi Mehnat Se Paise Kamata Hai.
Tax Pay Karta Hai.
Vote Karta Hai Usko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!