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Exams Ke Time Raat Bhar Padhte HaiSaare Students Bankar ULLU.. Exams Ke Time Raat Bhar Padhte HaiSaare Students Bankar ULLU.. Phir Bhi Results Mein Milta Hai Sirf BABA JI KA THULLU!...
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Kapil (to wife): Tere baap ki Jale par namak chhidakne ki aadat gayi nahin na? Sumona: Kyun? Ab kya hua?? Kapil: Aaj Phir se puchh raha tha… “Meri beti se shaadi karke khush to ho na?” —– In Hindi —– कपिल (बीवी से): तेरे बाप कि जले पर नमक छिड़कने की आदत गयी नहीं ना? सुमोना: क्यूँ? अब क्या हुआ?? कपिल: आज फिर से पूछ रहा था… “मेरी बेटी से शादी करके खुश तो हो ना?” ...
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Young Kapil sharma  ...
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Gutthi-palak intro ...
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KaPil Ke Liye Ek Shayari..Arz Kiya Hai..Rishton Ke Is Aangan MAin Khushiyon Ki Daulat Mat Baantna..Basanti In Kutton Ke Saamne Mat Naachna ...
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Arzz kiya hai, Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu Maine toh nayi patta li tujhe kya milla ?Babaji ka thullu?? —– In Hindi —– अर्ज़ किया है, मुझ से break-up कर के तू बन गयी उल्लू मुझ से break-up कर के तू बन गयी उल्लू मैंने तो नयी पटा ली तुझे क्या मिला?बाबाजी का ठुल्लू?...
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Kapil: Soch raha hun USA ghoom aaun, Free Me Shahrukh: Free me kaise? Kapil: ab sochne ke bhi paise lagenge??!!...
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Aap Aaye Hai Hamare Ghar Mein.. Phool Khile Hai Gulshan Gulshan.. Aap Aaye Hai Hamare Ghar Mein..Phool Khile Hai Gulshan Gulshan.. Mehki Hai har Kali Kali…Mehki Hai Har Kali Kali..Chura Ke Dil Mera Goriya Chali…Uda Ke Nindiya Kaha Tu Chali.. ———- In Hindi ——– आप आये है हमारे घर में..फूल खिले है गुलशन गुलशन.. आप आये है हमारे घर में..फूल खिले है गुलशन गुलशन.. महकी है हर कली कली…महकी है हर कली कली..चुरा के दिल मेरा गोरिया चली…उड़ा के निंदिया कहा तू चली....
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Aapki Zulfe Jaise NoodleAapka Chehra Jaise Halwa… Aapki Zulfe Jaise NoodleAapka Chehra Jaise Halwa…......Jalwa.. Fashion Ka Hai Yeh Jalwaaaaaaaa ———- In Hindi ———— आपकी जुल्फे जैसे नूडलआपका चेहरा जैसे हलवा… आपकी जुल्फे जैसे नूडलआपका चेहरा जैसे हलवा…......जलवा.. Fashion का है यह जलवा….. ——–This joke was sung by Palak in Comedy Nights with Kapil ...
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Machhli: eeuu eeu eeuu Saanp: Uuummmmm Machhli: Tum machli kyu nahi khate… Saanp: Kyuki machli me kaante hote hain na… Machli: To chappal pehan ke kha liya kar  ...
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Kapil (Ranbir Kapoor se):Aap Movies Banate Ho…2-3 Mahine Movie Promote Karte Ho…Film Hit Ho jaati Hai..Producer Ko Saare Paise Mil Jaate Hai…Aapko Kya Milta Hai ?BABA JI KA THULLU.  Ranbir :  Tumne Yeh Show Shuru Karwaya…Hindustan Ka Number One Show. .Kya TRP’s hai . .Par Tu Abhi Bhi Gareeb Lag Raha Hai . .Tujhe Kya Mila?BABA JI KA THULLU ...
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Sumona: How much do you love me ? . . Kapil: I love U so much, I can’t measure. . . Sumona: No just tell me…. . . Kapil : Okay, I am like a cellphone & you are my SIM card, i am nothing without you… . . Sumona: Wow ! that’s so romantic… . . Kapil (saying to himself): Thank God she doesn’t know, this is a Chinese phone, with FOUR SIM cards...
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This song lyrics are similar to ‘Yeh Dil Deewana’ song from Movie Pardes, sung by Sonu Nigam. Kapil O Kapil… 1, 2, 3….. Kapil DeewaaanaaMastaanaaa hai KapilComedy Nights… Number OneNumber one…. hai yeh Kapil Iski Bua hai sabpe bhariDaadi ki daaru se yaariBiwi iske Pyaar ko Tarse…. Bechaariiii Gutthi Palak ka apna RonaaaaSiddhu Sahab ko chup na honaaa…Pagal ho jaaye jo saare jaaye Mil…. Kapil O Deewanaa O deewanaa… hai yeh kapil ...
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Ye Padh K Kya Mila Tumhe, Baba Ji Ka Thullu.....;)\\\:D=Y:/...
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Ladki Ko Dil Se Pyar Kro. Din Rat Uske Bina Marne Jaisi Halat Me Raho. Badle Me Aapko Kya Milega???? BABAJI KA THULLU....!!...
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 Puri Zindagi Padhai Karte Hain. Bt Hum Se Zyada To Anpad Minister Hi Kamate Hain. To Hum Sab Ko Kya Mila. BABAJI KA THULLU....!!...
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Ca Mein Agar Aap Paper Revaluation Ke Liye Dete Hai. To Aapko Kya Milega? BABAJI KA THULLU....!!...
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Bbm Chalane Ke Liye Blackberry Khareedne Walo Tumhe Kya Mila? BABAJI KA THULLU....!!...
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Aap Fb Pe Kisi Ladki Ke Comment Ke Neeche Likhte Hai, "Add Me I'm Blocked" Aur Sochte Hai Ki Ladki Aap Add Karegi. Aapko Kya Milta Hai? BABAJI KA THULLU....!!...
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Baccha Engineering College Join Karta Hai. Sochta Hai Ki Voh Mazze Karega. Ladkiya Patayega. Usse Kya Milta Hai? BABAJI KA THULLU....!!...
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Aap 5 Inch Ka Phone Lete Hai. sochte Hai Ladki Pat Jayegi Phone Dekhkar. Aapko Kya Milta Hai? BABAJI KA THULLU....!!...
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Aam Aadmi Mehnat Se Paise Kamata Hai. Tax Pay Karta Hai. Vote Karta Hai Usko Kya Milta Hai? BABAJI KA THULLU....!!...