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Aap 5 Inch Ka Phone Lete Hai.
sochte Hai Ladki Pat Jayegi Phone Dekhkar.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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Bbm Chalane Ke Liye Blackberry Khareedne Walo
Tumhe Kya Mila?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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Ca Mein Agar Aap Paper Revaluation Ke Liye Dete Hai.
To Aapko Kya Milega?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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Puri Zindagi Padhai Karte Hain.
Bt Hum Se Zyada To Anpad Minister Hi Kamate Hain.
To Hum Sab Ko Kya Mila.
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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aaja baba ji ke thullu aai bhar

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Munni badnaam hui baba ji ke thullu se...

 wo jhandu baam hui baba ji ke thullu se..

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Tum hi ho BaBa jI ka thullu,

tum hi Ho BaBa ji Ka thullu..

chain bhi mera dard bhi

meri ashique Baba ji ka thullU......

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Thullu ko thoda round gumake
Kapil ke jaisa chasma lagake
comedy night me thoda haaske
aajao saare mood bana ke
All the kapil fans thullu
don't miss the chance thullu
Babaji ka thullu dance thullu dance thullu dance thullu dance

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Alok Nath sends Samdhan requests instead of Friend requests.

 



Inspired by Koffee with Karan, Alok Nath plans to come with 'Sanskar with Alok'.

 




Alok Nath used to bunk classes and go to temple.

 



When Alok Nath is out of reach on mobile, it says "Jis upbhokta ko aap call karna chahtein hain wo abhi Kanyadaan kar rahe hain".

 



 Alok Nath had all the senior citizen privileges since he was 6 years old.

 


What Santa Claus is to Christmas, Alok Nath is to weddings.

 


Once Alok Nath gave a speech on a channel. Since then the channel is known as Sanskaar.

 


Alok Nath removed his slippers before he plays Temple Run.

 



Alok Nath walks into a bar and orders haldi ka doodh..!!

 



Yeh alok nath jee ke sanskaaron ka hi asar hai ki unkey ghar ka cooker bhi seeti nahi maarta.  

 



Sunny Leone takes a ghunghat when Alok Nath comes in front of her.

 



Aloknath holds a world record of having the maximum heart-attacks in one lifetime..!!

 



If Aloknath was Batman, thn the Joker would say, "why so sanskari?"
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Alok Nath is so sanskari that when he heard the song "Gandi baat" he pours Ganga Jal into his Ears.

Alok Nath ne ek baar IIT ka exam diya. Now that exam is called IIT JEE Q.

What would Alok Nath say in a Thumbs Up ad? A. Aaj kuch sanskari kartein hain.

When Alok Nath met Mark Zuckerberg, he requested for an Aashirwas button on Facebook.

When Alok Naths girlfriend asked him out to a Disco, he took her for Jagrata.

What would be movie name if Alok Nath directs them? 1. Kanyadaan No. 1 2. Kanyadaan at Wadala 3.

Sanskari waale Kanyadaan Kar Jayenge 4. Maine Kanyadaan kyo kiya 5. Kanyadaan kiya toh drama kya 

Alok Naths favourite songs are "Where's the Aarti tonight?" and "4 baj gaye lekin Aarti abhi baaki hai".

Alok Naths favourite actress is Mandir-a Bedi.

Alok Nath played Samdhi-Samdhan when his friends played Doctor Doctor.

When Alok Nath gets a gangsters role in a movie, he smokes dhoop instead of a cigar.
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Badrinath and Kedarnath were called Badri and Kedar before Alok Nath visited them. 

AAP was called TU before getting blessed by Alok Nath. Alok Nath dyes his black hair white. 

Alok Nath watched The Fast and the Furious hoping it was a movie about Monday' Fast. 

Alok nath is the only person jisne valentine pe apni gf ka kanyadaan kr dia.. 

Alok Nath's Favorite Atta Is Aashirvaad Atta !! 

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Bua - A Fictional Character Played By Upasna Singh In Comedy Nights With Kapil. Below are the famous dialogs of Bua Fitte muhh..yaha bhi sab bua bula rhe hai.....




Bua - mein toh Shahid kapoor se shaadi karugi.. Im just 48kgs hot and saaxy girl Bittu - chall ja be thulli.. 48 tera weight nahin teri age hai..
 

 

koi meri shaadi hi karwaa do.. Im just tuuwentyy two years old hot saaxy girl..
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Bittu - Baba ji ka thullu.. Gutthi - Palak gutthi gutthi palak.. Dadi - Ittu sa tha tu, Ittu sa.. Bua - I'm just tuuwnety two years hot and saxxy lady..



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Bittu - Maine toh tujhe dukaan India ka flag kharidne ko bheja tha na Gutthii - Juice me!! Main gai thi par dukaan main flag ka dusra color hi nahi tha


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Siddhu - Thoko Gutthi - Shayari bhi thhok? roti bhi thhok? keel bhi thhok? Joke bhi thhok ? Arz Thhok ri hun Siddhu - Sab kuch thokko..
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HuM RoJ FaCeBooK Pe StaTus UpDate Karte Hai Usse Milta Kya Hai.....???? BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

chatroom par kisi ladki ko msg kro ''Hi" to wo kya reply karti hai.....???? BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

maine itni mehnat se page banaya. likes laayi active kiya par mujhe kya mila? BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

Aap Apni Gf Ko Bolte Hai Ki Apko Call Kare Par Badle Me Aap Ko Kya Milta Hai? BABA_JI_KA_THULLU
 
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Gutthi introducing Monday- "Gutthi-Monday, Monday-Ganday, Sunday-Funday, Funday-Meenu, Meenu-Office, Office-Monday... Kapil interrupts- Monday ne humein aajtak kya diya? Baba Ji ka thullu
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Kapil Sharma, in the popular hindi comedy show called "Comedy Nights with Kapil", uses statement "Babaji ka Thullu" Many have asked across the social media that what is the meaning of "Babaji ja Thullu". Though there is no technical meaning to it, it has been defined in different ways by himself and others. Enjoy....

Aam Aadmi Mehnat Se Paise Kamata Hai.. Tax Pay Karta Hai.. Vote Karta Hai Usko Kya Milta Hai? BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

Aap 5 Inch Ka Phone Lete Hai..Sochte hai Ladki Pat Jayegi Phone Dekhkar.. Aapko Kya Milta Hai? BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

Baccha Engineering College Join Karta Hai.. Sochta Hai Ki Voh Mazze Karega.. Ladkiya Patayega.. Usse Kya Milta Hai? BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

Aap FB Pe Kisi Ladki Ke Comment Ke Neeche Likhte hai "ADD ME I'M BLOCKED" Aur Sochte hai Ki Ladki Aap Add Karegi.. Aapko Kya Milta Hai? BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

BBM Chalane Ke Liye Blackberry Khareedne Walo Tumhe Kya Mila? BABA_JI_KA_THULLU
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Mohini To Anil Kapoor
Aap Ko Aaj Yaha Dekh Ke Dil Mein Itna Pyaar Jaga..
Dhol Bajne Laga .. Gaaon Sajne Laga
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Aap aye hain humare ghar mein
phool khile hain gulshan gulshan
aap hain humare hritik roshan
tidding tidding tidding tidding :d
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Aap Aye He Comedy Nights With Kapil Me..
Taare karte tim tim tim tim.. Taare karte tim tim tim tim..

Shahid Agar Aap Ban Jao Mere Mobile Ke..
Dual sim sim sim sim sim sim...

Phir Hoga Ek Chota Recharge...
Phir Hoga Ek Chota Recharge...
Phir Hoga Ek Chota Recharge...
Palak - Didi Phir?
Gutthi - Phir Kya?
Nagda Nagda Nagda Baja
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Arz Kiya Hai

Mujh Se Break-Up Kar Ke Tu Bann Gayi Ullu
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Mujh Se Break-Up Kar Ke Tu Bann Gayi Ullu
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Maine Toh Nayi Patta Li

Tujhe Kya Milla ?

Baba Ji Ka Thullu......
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Boy- Hey

Gal- Today i wanna tell you those 3 magical words :')

Boy- Oh, Wow, tell fast

Gal- Babaji Ka thullu
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Raat ko jaagta hai ullu.....
Raatko jaagta hai ullu........
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Neeche kya dhoond rahe ho??? ?
Babaji ka thullu.....